Update: Due to the popularity, we now have 20 licenses in total up for grabs! Keep the funny calendar entries coming!
There are certain matches that are made in heaven; peanut butter & jelly, sunny days and weekends or Andrew and his new iPad 2.
Another great match made recently is Alfred and QuickCal. Created by Jim Boutcher of Smelly Puppy, QuickCal is an app that allows you to use plain text to create events and todos on any of your iCal calendars.
The two have now come together to make it even easier to add events to your calendar with an Alfred custom search. Just click here to import the custom search and say “Oh yes!” to add it to Alfred.

To use it, grab QuickCal in the Mac App Store for a mere $1.99 or £1.19. It’s a real bargain. However, if the price of a slice of pizza is too much for your pocket right now, Jim kindly donated 10 QuickCal licenses for us to give away.
QuickCal giveaway
Win one of ten licenses for QuickCal for Mac by entering in the giveaway below!
To participate: In the comments below, post the first calendar appointment you would make with QuickCal. Tomorrow, we’ll pick the ten best and funniest entries.
For example:
pick up Steve’s 37 black turtlenecks from drycleaner Fri 4pm
You have until 4pm UK time (11am EST/8am PST) on Thursday 7th April to post your entry. The competition is now closed – we will be announcing the winners shortly. Ensure you leave a valid email address so that we can contact you if you win. (Bonus points if your entry makes Andrew spit out his Diet Coke!)
The Winners
Congratulations to Matthew Callier for the entry that was unanimously voted as the funniest, most Diet-Coke-spitting entry:
Remember to put on pants before making QuickCal license acceptance speech video.
The other winners are:
- John Davis
- Bernhard Mäser
- Daniel
- Brian
- Joe Wanja
- Kumail Rizvi’s monkey
- Greg Miles
- Alexander de Haas
- Ben S
- Mashi
- Paul
- Florian Taltavull
- Giles Butler
- Michael Raphael
- Patrick Tulskie
- Kiero
- Atlas Wegman, the walrus keeper
- Luke
- Stephanie
All winners will receive an email with their unique redeem code today
Thanks to everyone who took part and submitted their entries!

April 6, 2011 
go to nearest Starbucks, order Mocha Frappuccino to celebrate getting QuickCal working with Alfred!
Pay the shareware fee for QuickCal
Personal Tom Flight to wherever Jim and Andrew live to shake their hands for making such a great productivity helper 6 AM
“Tweet about how awesome Alfred is for giving me a Quickcal license today 4:10pm”
make wonderful dinner for my wife Wed 7pm
Espresso, remove iCal from dock permanently, tomorrow 9am
Get the Alfred power pack at 7 pm.
PS. I already purchased it
Check out QuickCal in the App Store if you haven’t won a license from Alfred Thu 2pm
buy one more awesome alfred powerpack for my girlfriend LOL…Fri 6pm
Remind myself to change the keyboard shortcut for invoking Alfred as my option and spacebar keys are almost worn out!
cal thank Andrew for the free licence tomrrow 5PM
“cal Congratulated the Alfred Team on putting together an awesome app! Thurs 4pm”
Could probably make that a repeating appointment
Brag to everybody at work about how great QuickCal is until they cry into their hands and buy it themselves. Wah-ha-ha. (All of us at Suburb REALLY love Alfred)!
breath in now
breath out later
make it a recurring action not to forget that
Alfred & QuickCal can actually improve your life!
Or at least make things easier
hide Michael Jackson’s statue at Craven Cottage from 3pm Saturday, repeat weekly
Buy a slice of pizza at 7pm, since I saved $1.99 by winning a licence for QuickCal
Add “design a recursive function to your calendar midday tomorrow” to your calendar midday tomorrow.
(Trying as hard as possible to break natural language date-time parsers: that’s how I roll.)
cal Post 5-star Alfred and QuickCal reviews on the App Store.
Send a thank-you card to the Alfred team for their lovely gift of a QuickCal licence at 4pm
Thursday 1:00 P.M. Withdraw stack of $100 bills to bribe physics professor with.
Check to see if I won the Alfred/Quickcal license giveaway + $1,000,000 contest so I never have to worry about tax season again thursday 10am
cal Tell my friends how awesome Alfred and QuickCal are at 6pm
“Donate $2 to @QuickCal on 4/8 even though I won a free license and integrate with @AlfredApp. =)”
cal Lunch booked at toilet Fri 1pm. See http://cl.ly/033V252Y2r2o1g3p451t
What are we going to do tomorrow night?
“cal Try to take over the world! Fri 10pm”
cal Buy Alfred PowerPack and send thank you for QuickCal license – todo
cal Pick up tub of hot dog water for hot tub party at 4pm
cal Monday at 5:55PM Give super-fancy cupcake with 5 candles to my wife to celebrate 555 days together!
5:30am Wake up!
Buy a QuickCal licence. Or give a QuickCal licence to my friend if I win.
cal caffeinate 10min ago
Friday 10am threaten world governments with a plot to sow unrest in the peaceful and calm middle east, thus distracting them from my ongoing plans to undermine the raging world economy. [eyebrow arch]
Waste more time entering online competitions. Thu 12pm.
cal rejoice in how Alfred is getting to be one of the best mac apps at 1pm
cal Tuesdays at 6pm – Mos Eisley Cantina time at the pub on Bellvue Road, Southampton.
Remove cat from microwave Wed 4pm
/cc @michaelaranda
cal Uninstall this other crappy calendar app at 7pm Friday
Get some Latte and time to do some killer schedule
Teach Alfred how to make me a sandwich. Thu 5pm.
beat my best running pace fri 5pm
Take Holly to her first day at Day Care at 10AM. Bring Grandpa’s video camera!
cal Send Alfred team loads of chocolate cake, diet coke, and millions of dollars Thur 4pm
Don’t forget zip ties to mount microphones in trees for upstate nature recording.
cal Lunch & Beers with Marvin and Adam at 11:30am
cal Make Andrew spit out his Diet Coke. Friday 12:30pm
cal enough working, go home daily at 5pm
cal wake up my lazy mac user spanish erasmus corridor mate and tell him I’m faster then him in organizing my dates trough Alfred+Quickcal, even if he’s a computer engineer thu 4pm
cal remove foot from mouth to make typing easier every weekday at 10am
Drink Pepto after dinner at Sally’s
cal Choose a seat, get down and party on Friday
cal 5p Win quickcal license
cal 5:05p copy/paste to alfred “itunes We Are The Champions”
cal 5:10p Bask in my newfound glory of natural language productivity @ I’m on a horse
Celebrate winning QuickCal Fri 5PM
cal Remind Andrew at 5pm that he shouldn’t drink diet coke, at least not to do it while reading this todo.
cal todo – send Andrew antidote to poison in his Diet Coke? decide by Thursday
cal set wayback machine to noon april 6th to catch self falling off chair as I see the speed improvements using quickcal and alfred can make. Drat set wayback machine for instant after noon april 6th to help other self who arrived an instant ago prop up self as I am heavier than I thought.
I already have QuickCal, so a different comment. And perhaps a silly one. But does QuickCal have to be running for this to work?
Also: rad!
Nope!
No, it doesn’t. You even can have QuickCal to quit after creating your event/task. http://cl.ly/5Zwx
Hot dog, good point. Thanks, Christian.
Hmm, my prefs don’t look like that. Perhaps I have an old version of QuickCal. Anyway… thanks!
zjistit, zda umějí používat překladač, nebo jestli umí česky tomorrow at 6pm (tiny hint: its in czech)
Někteří česky rozhodně umí
, not bad for a three-person team, right?
ajaj, na to jsem nemyslel (a to jsem si toho již dříve někde na blogu všimnul:)
cal get cat out of fridge. daily 3pm.
Change the world for better place Fri 5pm
Be best father – this Friday, 6pm-10pm
OH SHIT UNIX TIME on 19 January, 2038.
Check how to use QucikCal now!!!!!
Solve third-world hunger, create cheap & efficient hydrogen car and bring about world peace. All before 9am tomorrow
I have faith in you, my son!
Clean up Andrew’s spilled diet coke mess Thursday 4:05pm
Shave Alfred Hat into Back Hair tomorrow at 7am
Use Alfred repeat every second
cal Trash Launchbar at Thursday 17.15
cal Go to Monthly Rash Checkup at Local Clinic April 13 5pm
Take a 5 minutes break repeat every 5 minutes
Order box.
Arrange courier.
Cut off Gwyneth Paltrows head.
Leave work at 5:30. ‘Cause sometimes I forget.
cal Remember to put on pants before making QuickCal license acceptance speech video.
Tell friends about QuickCal and its glories Today, Tomorrow and the Next
cal Pay electric bill before city shu
Start exam revision at 9 am
stop getting tattoos every day to remind myself what I am meant to be doing and buy QuickCal
cal Recommend Alfred and QuickCal combo to all friends, followers, colleagues and family 4pm
“Become funny enough to win on Alfred’s giveaway!”
cal download QuickCal. Regardless of whether or not Alfred decides to pick me as the free license winner. Then recommend to all my friends & family 4pm
“Start the countdown of my peaceful world domination tour 2011 fri 7am” as last year’s tour was unsuccesfull due to lack of alfred on my mac.
Get toe by 2pm, don’t forget nail-polish. Dude is freaking out.
Making Andrew spit out his Diet Coke at 4pm
cal make me a sandwich at 5pm
enter numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
cal 8am why is 42 the meaning of life?
“Feed Ursula, tuesday 7pm”
5am get screaming twins out of their cribs
5:15am start coffee
6am fill coffee maker with water that I forgot to add because I am so damn tired
7am go to work
7:05 use alfred to open up all my apps
7:15am Tell east coast clients I can’t have a meeting right now because I’m brain is still recovering (aka need more coffee)
9am Meet with clients now that I have had 13 cups of coffee
2pm start caffeine withdraws
5pm tell clients in earlier timezone we’ll have to meet tomorrow
6pm give twins a bath
6:30pm get hit in the head repeatedly with bath toys
7pm put screaming twins to bed
7:30pm too tired to make dinner, order chinese
8:30pm eat chinese
9pm hack on side projects
1am go to bed and dread the next day
cal Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal at Friday, 7:15 am
cal give Andrew Pepperrell a giant hug
cal Buy the bowler hat for my girlfriend’s birthday as the best headgear ever! Fri at 3pm
Visit walrus’ (walri?) at 8am on way to work
… I am not joking
3 pm deliver a lie detector to Nick Clegg. [note to self: don't forget the Pinokio DVD]
Find great sushi place near Moscone West for lunch with Steve on June 6 at 1PM
cal daydreaming about my beautiful toes at 4am until 5.55am
3:26pm pick up custom wigs for pet monkeys from the Wiggery
mar 17th 8:00pm pick up Lily @ train station
cal thank Andrew and Jim at 4pm
cal do a backup before HD burns out from increase in productivity
cal sudo rm -rf / roommate’s computer as birthday present for forthcoming event.
Start draining my DVR list Sat 8am
Start restocking my DVR list Mon 4pm
Get a job here http://www.runningwithcrayons.com/ or here http://www.pepsmedia.com/ by tommorow to teach Alfred 1. to play Texas Hold’em, 2. to make a coffee, 3. to solve another world problems.
Remember to keep on telling everybody how freakin’ awesome Alfredapp Every 5th minutes every day from now on
cal Go back 3 hours in time using my iPad TimeMachine at 1130PST if I don’t win QuickCal to enter new comment.
cal Go back 3 hours in time using my iPad TimeMachine at 1130PST if I don’t win QuickCal to enter new comment on 2nd attempt.
cal Go back 3 hours in time using my iPad TimeMachine at 1130PST if I don’t win QuickCal to enter new comment and stop myself from putting new comment.
cal Jump up and down on Oprah’s couch to tell the world how much I love Alfred and QuickCal today 11am
submit funny comment by 4pm
Stop the monkey from entering me in competitions under my name 2pm
Revise
Tomorrow all day
cal get my bowler hat on and cut down that Blacktree once and for all today 4pm
December 20, 2012 – world ends tomorrow make sure you get some today.
go to dream wedding of quickcal and alfred (open bar!) Fri 8pm
Remind myself to enter this awesome competition!! Phew, almost forgot!!
cal At 5:30pm, research how many people with ADD it actually takes to change a ligh
Wed April 13 coffee 7am w evan and Rick
download my (free) QuickCal license at.. now!
Draw a couple of tits for International Draw a Picture of a Bird day 8th April 14:00
“Buy the tea app from the app store and make some tea Tonight” … Not sure if it supports tonight, but it should
cal Last cup of sugar in the coffee, ever, on Fri 11:30am
cal Go to ASOT500 at Brabanthallen, Den Bosch on Saturday 7pm
Enter Apple Mac App Store reviews and send thank you notes to Quickcal and Alfred developers!
pick up car from the repair shop and pay $3650 for repairs
tomorrow 4pm
cal Move over to iCal from gCal for natural text input!
cal Fly to Cambridge to meet Andrew, Vero, Anna, Ollie & buy them all a pint Fri 9a
@5 get my butt into gear and go to the gym
Print and mount campign project on vespa
Today At 7pm
Remove underwear from clothesline;indisposes Mrs Tartempion
cal Get out of bed slacker. You’ve got work to do! repeat Monday-Friday
Thurs April 7th 9pm, Dirty Franks Hotdog Palace with Mitch and Zach
cal Pack up the truck and move across the country.
Hack on Alfred AppleScript API and streamline life @bliss @soon
cal Don’t forget to call mom and wish her Happy Birthday
buy twitter, make twitter work 100% / time
pick up Steve’s 37 black turtlenecks from drycleaner Fri 4pm
Unsubscribe from this list as soon as possible – I’m drowning in emails …
cal Try cook something for my wife @11am at My kitchen (of course)
Run the following script now
—
Alfred, Terminal please.
chmod 000 /Applications/QuickCal.app
cd /
sudo find . -name ‘*cal*’ -type f -delete
chmod 755 /Applications/QuickCal.app
echo “Thank you Alfred and QuickCal!”
“Get the f*** out of the bed”
Invent a time machine made from cornflake boxes, empty washing up liquid bottles, used toilet roll rolls and glitter, yes, lots of GOLD glitter!
Then travel back in time to a few hours ago so you have enough time to write something witty.
Repeat alarm until funny.
P.S. Pick up tub of gloopy glue.
Rant about college being uncool, chicks not digging us anymore and the fact that teenagers listen only to dub-step on Fri 10pm
cal perform Scottish Highland dance at 9 am
Tweet about how great Alfred is every day.
Thanks to everyone who left a comment! We’re now closing comments and will be announcing the winners shortly.